Nov 30, 2009

Dubai Recession - Change is on way

1) Presently dubai is located at sea coast. In a few days it will be located beneath the sea coast

2) The authorities have planned to re-name the palm islands into the dirham islands

3) A few years ago, dubai was known for smuggling gold. Henceforth it’ll be known for smuggling people!

4) Thanks to recession, finally UAE has admitted that polygamy is not a wise thing to do

5) After the recession, the head sheikh of dubai will be called so just for the “sake” of dubai

6) Bollywood is very sad because when no1 enjoyed the movies, dubai audience came lolling out of the theatres

7) RGV is thinking of shooting his next film in dubai, because it’s a recession “hit” country

8) Dubai recession gave anjelina jolie another reason to adopt a child

9) Seeing the unemployment and recession United Arab emirates will be renamed as United Arab bekaar day and nights

10) India is happy that they have 1 less place to guess where daud is hiding.

11) If things go in the same way, abu dhabi will be known as abu dhaba

12) Now that recession has struck UAE, arabs have started eating “oil” free-food

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What on the hell was that????
Go get an education.

Yogesh said...

its plain fun pal..
enjoy...y get over-xcited man...

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