Inspite of being a salesman oriented movie, the film had the worst publicity possible :|
- The director expected the movie to rocket sky high.
Unfortunately it fell short of fuel
No wonder, if Ranbir kapoor starts going on door-to-door for selling movie's DvD'S and Cd's...
the pocket main rocket would have worked better if it had been of cock brand fireworks
sadly for ranbir kapoor and his fans the rocket never came out of his pocket
- Movie would be taught in Management colleges as 'How to make good sales of your movie'
Only condition, the teacher must have the title "Sexiest Indian Man"
- Considering Ranbir, the movie would be renamed to Rocket Singh - Failsman of the year
- The best rocket in the film was the paper rockets which the mass made of the tickets
- Because of the Rocket effect, Ranbir might suffer from a cracker-phobia next Diwali.
* What would the movie be called if 'Sajid Khan' acted in it?
ans: Sales-Woman of the Year
* Nobody is as disappointed with the movie as the Director himself!
* What if the salesman was named named Rocket 'Sawant'?
ans: Instead of selling 'something', he'd sell himself :P
1.Y Ranvir fails to achieve his target in sales?
A:May be His Target is to fill the theater after movie’s release..
2.This movie even boring than door to door salesman..
3.What is the similiarity between Ranvir’s Business card and His marks?
A:Both are embarrassing to the same level…
5.Y the salesboss is not happy with Ranvir’s performance?
A:He watched Ranvir’s performance in Saawariya..
6.In this movie..Ranvir keeps on saying he can sell anything to anybody..Tickr asks can u sell Lifetime mobile connection to a died person???
7.What wud be the name of the movie if Govinda as a lead?
A:Salesman No.1...
8.Rocket Singh:Salesman of the year has been officially selected for Dubai Film festival…Tickr thinks both Dubai and YRF can help each other in terms of recession.
9.For watching this movie u really need Pocket me Ticket not Pocket me Rocket…
10.At the end Ranvir becomes Salesman of the year…Finally he has good back up career plan…
11.Ranvir as Salesman of the year but didn’t feature in any sales magazine but featured in Tickr..
12.Movie's office space even worse than the MTV's office space...what we c in Wassup..
- The director expected the movie to rocket sky high.
Unfortunately it fell short of fuel
No wonder, if Ranbir kapoor starts going on door-to-door for selling movie's DvD'S and Cd's...
the pocket main rocket would have worked better if it had been of cock brand fireworks
sadly for ranbir kapoor and his fans the rocket never came out of his pocket
- Movie would be taught in Management colleges as 'How to make good sales of your movie'
Only condition, the teacher must have the title "Sexiest Indian Man"
- Considering Ranbir, the movie would be renamed to Rocket Singh - Failsman of the year
- The best rocket in the film was the paper rockets which the mass made of the tickets
- Because of the Rocket effect, Ranbir might suffer from a cracker-phobia next Diwali.
* What would the movie be called if 'Sajid Khan' acted in it?
ans: Sales-Woman of the Year
* Nobody is as disappointed with the movie as the Director himself!
* What if the salesman was named named Rocket 'Sawant'?
ans: Instead of selling 'something', he'd sell himself :P
1.Y Ranvir fails to achieve his target in sales?
A:May be His Target is to fill the theater after movie’s release..
2.This movie even boring than door to door salesman..
3.What is the similiarity between Ranvir’s Business card and His marks?
A:Both are embarrassing to the same level…
5.Y the salesboss is not happy with Ranvir’s performance?
A:He watched Ranvir’s performance in Saawariya..
6.In this movie..Ranvir keeps on saying he can sell anything to anybody..Tickr asks can u sell Lifetime mobile connection to a died person???
7.What wud be the name of the movie if Govinda as a lead?
A:Salesman No.1...
8.Rocket Singh:Salesman of the year has been officially selected for Dubai Film festival…Tickr thinks both Dubai and YRF can help each other in terms of recession.
9.For watching this movie u really need Pocket me Ticket not Pocket me Rocket…
10.At the end Ranvir becomes Salesman of the year…Finally he has good back up career plan…
11.Ranvir as Salesman of the year but didn’t feature in any sales magazine but featured in Tickr..
12.Movie's office space even worse than the MTV's office space...what we c in Wassup..
0 comments:
Post a Comment