Feb 28, 2010

SACHIN TENDULKAR'S APPRAISAL in the style of management

SACHIN TENDULKAR'S TPM after scoring 200 runs...

200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6

Agree you have done GREAT…… BUT BUT BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s = 18

It implies that you have made 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24
58 x 1s = 58

It means you have made all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls, you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and did NOT EXCEED them (though anyone of our team could not do it). So your RATING is 3. (out of 5)

Training for him: Learn how to STEAL singles in every ball.

3 comments:

AparnA said...

he he

Vineeta said...

hahaha!! Is this from dilbert?? Poor Chap!!

Yogesh said...

nops..
not from the dilbert...
received via email...
wonder who composed it...