Marriage

1. Apni Biwi KO apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai
... Paisa apka ... Faisla apka .. . Jaago Graahak Jaago !!!

2. " Funny but true fact !! A woman worries about her future till
she gets a
husband, A man never worries about his future until he gets a
wife !! ..
What do u say?

3. A Man before marriage is - Superman. After Marriage -
Gentleman. 5
Years Later - Watchman. 10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein
fasaa hua
Spiderman.

4. Life me hamesha Haste raho,muskrate raho, gaate raho, gungunate
raho...
taki tumhe dekh kar hi log samaj jaye k tum... " UNMARRIED"
ho.

5. Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi
ho.....
KHUSH RAHO

6. Why love marriage is better dan Arranged???? B'coz a "KNOWN
DEVIL"
is better dan an "UNKNOWN GHOST".

7. Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon,
mujhe
lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.

8. A man gave an add in Matrimonial column
"PATNI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-
"Meri Le Ja...!"
''Meri Le Ja...!''

9. Husband to Hotel Manager: "Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud
kar jaan
dena chahti hai"
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband"Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai."

10. Telling a lie is a
fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor and
a Matter of Survival for a married man.