“The man , The Machine, The Software – PeopleSoft VII”
Boy – “I am a PB boy”
Girl – “I am a PB gal”
“Badte bacho ke liye complete software – Powerbuilder”
“Eat bugs, Sleep bugs…..Do only debugs”
Internet Programmer – “I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!”
“Microsoft office – Nothing official about it !!!”
” Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus…. Software hai jaha, Norton Antivirus hein vaha…”
Project Manager – I want the code today….
Programmer – 2 minutes
“Programmer ka kaam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan…VB….VB…..VB”
Progect Manager – “Power objects is the secret of my programs”
Programmers – “Our programs”
Husband – Thak gaya hoon mein
Wife gives him instant coffee and says
To create instant miracle….Use Oracle !
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