Anatomy – something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl
Bachelor – a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.
Mistress – something between a mister and a mattress
Psychologist – a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room
Neurotic – a woman who likes a psychiatrist’s couch better than a double bed
Hypochondriac – a person wants to have her ache and treat it too
Gynaecologist – a man who works and operates in another man’s field
Gynaecologist – at your cervix, madam.
Patient – I’m dilated to meet you.
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