Lunch with God

There once was a little boy who wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with cupcakes, several cans of root beer and started on his journey. When he had gone about three blocks, he saw an elderly woman. She was sitting on a park bench watching the pigeons. The boy sat down next to her and opened his suitcase. He was about to take a drink from his root beer when he noticed the lady looked hungry so he offered her a cupcake. She gratefully accepted and smiled at him. Her smile was so wonderful that he wanted to see it again, so he offered a root beer as well. Once again she smiled at him. The boy was delighted! They sat there all afternoon eating and smiling without saying a word.

As it began to grow dark, the boy realized how tired he was and wanted to go home. He got up to leave but before he had gone no more than a few steps, he turned around and ran back to the old woman, giving her a big hug. She gave him her biggest smile ever. When the boy arrived home his Mother was surprised by the look of joy on his face. She asked, What has made you so happy today. He replied, I had lunch with God. Before his mother could respond he added, you know what She's got the most beautiful smile in the whole world!

Meanwhile, the old woman, also radiant with joy, returned to her home. Her son was stunned by the look of peace on her face. He asked, Mother, what has made you so happy today She replied, I ate cupcakes in the park with God. And before her son could reply, she added, You know, he is much younger than I expected.

Too often we under estimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring; all of which have the potential to turn life around. People come into our lives for a reason, a season, or a lifetime....

Life is too short to....

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said it would be easy, they just promised that it would be worth it.

Love and Happiness come hand in hand - one without the other just doesn't make sense. You'll never make it through life trying to make everyone happy. Sometimes you just have to do what's in your heart and not worry about the rest of the world, because they never worried about you.

The outcome of pain is growth and you can only grow from what you learn. In life, God does not give you the people you want he gives you the people you need; to teach you, to hurt you, to love you, to make you laugh. To make you exactly the person you should be.

Food Shoortage in the world

A Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: "Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure.

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.
In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant.
In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.
In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.
In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

True indeed. Guess this message says it all about the world.

Panwala below Rahul's building

My friends & myself love having after food pan from this shop which is neately situated below the building in which Rahul lives. He really knows how to make good pans. Quite professionally he makes & we simply love chewing them. Do not forget to have a hand on the pans in case you happen to visit Liluah. You can buzz me anytime to accompany you. Lols.

Real Friend & Fake Friend

Diff b/w Real n Fake Frnds.

FF:Nvr ask 4 fud.
RF:wait 4 u 2 opn d lunch box n jst grab it frm u.

FF:calls ur nme swtly.
RF:calls u alwys wd stupid silly names.

FF:"nvr seen u cry".
RF:cry wid u.

FF:Borrow ur stuff 4 a few days dn gv it bk.
RF:kp ur thngs so long dat dy 4get its urs.

FF:knw a few thngs abt u.
RF:cud writ a buk abt u wid dirct quots 4m u.

FF:wud ignor dis msg.
RF:wil snd dis 2 al real 1s Lyk u.

Why I love you?

Got this sms today from a friend of mine. Was feeling pretty good also after reading it. Tough i wonder if it makes sense. But i guess its an honest attempt. I enjoyed. Hope u too.

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My Luv letter 4 a girl whom i luvd d most.

Hi dear,
Can u give answers of my ques..??

1)evry girl laughs a lot.
Den y ur smile alwyz touches my heart?

2)i m a gud athelet, but y i maintain my speed according 2 ur walk??

3)i m known as chocolate boy frm my School dayz den y i bcame so frightened 2 give u chocolates??

4)Dis is d modern era den y i lyk u wearing Chudidars??

5)In d morning, wen i get up frm my bed y u came wrapped in Saree saying me "get up sweetheart"

Why i luv u..??

Mohit has become Chachu

This is my first post via my Nokia e72 with Airtel GPRS enabled. And wat else can be better than putting up the pic of a new born child.

Here is the photo of Nirav Mittal, Bhateeja of Mohit Bhai. I clicked it when his dadi was giving a good warm oily massage. I really liked it. Its pretty cute.

Definitely, maybe!! - Things about a true Guy in love

Its true:

1. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about.


2. Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you


3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :


4. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to


5. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out


6. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice


7. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.


8. GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!


9. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.


10. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you


11. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something


12. A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day


13. No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it


14. NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them


15. WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE


16. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life

SACHIN TENDULKAR'S APPRAISAL in the style of management

SACHIN TENDULKAR'S TPM after scoring 200 runs...

200 Runs/ 147Balls/ 25X4 / 3X6

Agree you have done GREAT…… BUT BUT BUT BUT

25 x 4s = 100
3 x 6s = 18

It implies that you have made 118 Runs in 28 Balls.

And 12 x 2s = 24
58 x 1s = 58

It means you have made all 200 Runs in only 98 balls

So you have wasted 147-98 = 49 balls

Considering only 1 run scored on each of these balls, you could have earned 49 valuable RUNS FOR OUR TEAM

MANAGER’S COMMENT: So you only met the expectations and did NOT EXCEED them (though anyone of our team could not do it). So your RATING is 3. (out of 5)

Training for him: Learn how to STEAL singles in every ball.

Holi 2010 sms messages - Latest

Radha ka rang aur kanhaiya ki pichkari,pyar ke rang se rang do duniya sari,ye Rang na jane koi jaat Na koi Boli,MUBARAK ho apko aane wali holi....


Aaj mubarak Kal mubarak,Holi ka har pal mubarak.Rang birangi holi me,mera b ek rang mubarak.wishing u very colourful HAPPY HOLI


Red aapke galon k liye,
Black aapke balon k liye,
blue aapki aankhon k liye,
yellow aapke hathon k liye,
Green aapke jivan k liye,
White aapke man k liye,
Pink aapki umeed k liye.
Bas isi tarah HOLI k 7 colours ki tarah apki zindagi 7 rango se sanjoyi rahe.
Wishing u & ur family a very- very HaPpY & colrful HOLI..


Samosay
Δ Δ Δ Δ Δ

COFFEl"'"'l l___!?

Jlebi
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Pkode
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Ye lo! Aaj meri tarf se 1 din pahle
Holi KI "PARTY"..!
HAPPY HOLI.


Radha ke Rang aur Kanha ki Pichkari, Pyar ke Rang se Rang do Duniya saari, ye Rang na Jane koi Jaat na koi Boli, MUBARAK ho Apko rang bhari "HOli."


Rang ki khushbu pichkari k bauchar. HOLI Ka tyohar aane ko taiyar. Thori si masti, thora sa pyar, mubarak ho apko holi ka ye tyohar. Wish u HAPPY HOLI


hapy holi hapy holi hapy holi hapy holi hapy holi-holi holi holi holi holi thaaaaa=happy da scuter khambe ch vjya,mein ta pehle hi keya c hapy holi chala.


Pichkari ki Dhar, Gulal ki bauchar, Apno ka pyar, Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar. Happy Holi!


Sher kbhi chupkr shikar nhi krte
bujdil kbhi khulkar waar nhi krte
or hum wo h jo
HAPPY HOLI kehne kliye holi ka intezar nhi krte. HAPPY HOLI TO 'U'

Happy Holi to u !!!

Wish you and your dear and near ones a very happy holi. May this occasion fill your life with colour in abundance.

Top 3 embarrassing moments.......

Third Place (a German Boy)

It was the day before my eighteenth birthday.
I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I
invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone.

As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing
downstairs.

I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone.
Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed.
When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a
whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".

My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends
were standing there !

My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and
embarrassment ! for what seemed like an eternity.

Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again.

*****

Second Place (a lady & her Daughter)

While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some
pent-up energy and started to run amuck.

I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and
annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be
punished To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just
as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that
I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(di*k) last night!".

The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing !

I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my
daughter in tow.

The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams
of laughter.

*****

And the Winner Is.....

First place (The unwary Student)

This one actually happened at HarvardUniversity in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found
in semen.

A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand
what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?"

"That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical
data.

Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it
taste sweet?".

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl
turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently
said (or rather implied)....

she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and
never returned.

However, as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a
classic.

Totally straight-faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet
because the taste-buds ! for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and
not in the back of your throat! "